Post for week of 22nd March

Hello my excellent readers!!! I know that everyone has missed Dave...but, please understand that Dave has been busy with all sorts of silly stuff. The extent to which Dave has been working is more easily understood in terms of continuity than of volume. In short, Dave needs a vacation. However, Dave did do well on the test...so Dave is very comfortable with his grade so far. But, the quizes are an evasive target for Dave. He simply can't guess what will be covered on the quizes, and thus he can imagine that they secretly, and gleefully, snicker at Dave's seeming ineptitude. At first thought, the reader may infer that Dave has resolved himself to lackluster grades on the quizes...but Dave, in fact, conspires to ensure their eventual comeuppance. Dave shall smite their ruin upon the mountainside, and Dave shall proclaim that it is good. All readers should take note of Dave's resolve and they should despair.